By: Dareen Abukwaik *The following piece is purely satirical and meant for entertainment purposes only* Today’s teenagers only know how to complain about every little thing; they have no idea what it’s […]
Why Teens Aren’t Really Stressed Out
How To Assure You’ll Be Accepted To College
By: Emma Krupp *The following piece is purely satirical and meant for entertainment purposes only On March 12, 2019, federal prosecutors in Boston released that fifty people were involved in a scandal […]
Oh, I’m Not a Feminist!
By: Emmanuelle Feria *The following piece is purely satirical and meant for entertainment purposes only* “Oh, I’m not a feminist!” said the man. “Do you believe in equal rights for men and […]
Open Campus
By: Jessica Bisciotti The following piece is satire. It is strictly meant for entertainment purposes and is not based on factual evidence. ATTENTION Administration and School Board, the students need your help. […]
All About Supreme Court Nominee Brett Kavanaugh
By: Julia Tuck *The following piece is purely satirical and meant for entertainment purposes only. As a wise teacher once told me, “Politics is dirty.” With the recent Supreme Court nominee Brett […]
USA Gymnastics CEO Makes Valiant Effort To Do Absolutely Nothing
By: Katie Quigley January 16, 2018 marked the commencement of the sentencing hearing for USA Gymnastics former doctor, Larry Nassar, in Lansing, Michigan; Ingham County Circuit Court has provided a space for […]
Net Neutrality is Un-American
By: Jordan Whiting The following piece is purely satirical and meant for entertainment purposes only. There has been heated debate recently over the proposed repeal of Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality is the […]
Test Your Way to Success
By: Julie Schmidt The end goal in life is obviously to be successful with a fancy, six-figure job. Starting in preschool, schools teach us the skills and knowledge we need in order […]
Shakespeare has been dead for a long time
By: Ashvin Nagarajan I laughed at the comedy, “The Merchant of Venice,” as much as the next guy, but the current educational system has become a tragedy. We sit in classrooms reading […]
Mississippi School District Loves When History Repeats Itself
By: Katie Quigley The following piece is satire. It is strictly meant for entertainment purposes and is not based on factual evidence. Earlier this week, a Mississippi school district made the decision […]
