Category: Satire

In Defense of Anti-Maskers

By: Emmanuelle Feria *The following piece is purely satirical and meant for entertainment purposes only* Donning our colorful masks while strolling through the store, we encountered a critical threat. Armed with unsound reason […]

Open Campus

By: Jessica Bisciotti The following piece is satire. It is strictly meant for entertainment purposes and is not based on factual evidence. ATTENTION Administration and School Board, the students need your help. […]